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Van Fail 5 - Day of departure 22nd July - (very excited)

Left Sheffield.

Big day for Noush, Locked the door on her first house and left behind friends and the place she has lived for 9 years.

Still, we're off.

Car deposited with Dave in deepest darkest Essex. Dave couldn't be arsed to provide refreshment despite having not seen him for bloody years. He went to the Cinema with his OH. 

On the way to Dover the fuel gauge has decided to make rapid progress towards the empty side. Houston we have a problem - again.

Turns out when we arrive that the Van has sprung another (yes, another) leak. This time we lost half a tank of  diesel between Essex and Dover.

It's 11.30pm, there is a massive puddle of black stuff underneath the Van. Oh shit, are we going home already??

The fourth emergency service are summoned.

Top bloke has turned up and fixed the leak which apparently wasn't done properly in the first place. Thanks Capel Motors in Sheffield.

12.30pm - looks like we may make northern France. Warm glass of white to celebrate. (No the fridge doesn't work either)

Good bye blighty.