Or more to the point, hello Calais. Made
it out of the docks to surprisingly beautiful Calais, but is Onzo fixed….?
Decide to go for breakfast in Calais, just an hour or so (or so we thought)..
check state of leak.. get some serious coffee down and then zoom!
Calais…6 hours later, still bloody there
Major lap top fail results in long
protracted incomprehensible phone calls to banking institutions (read India) and
the mother of all arguments. Onzo still appears to be leaking. Miles travelled
on French soil: approximately 5, leaks: 1, arguments: 1. Not beautiful Calais.
GRR. Decide to leave Calais and make a break south anyway. Test Onzo, change of
scene. Oui.
Failing to Leave Calais
It is officially impossible to leave
Calais. All roads lead to Calais, not Rome. They lied. Miles travelled: about a
million (all in sodding Calais), Leaks: daren’t look, Arguments: commensurate
with mileage.
Failing to get anywhere
Noush risks eviction and undertakes map
reading. Every. Single. Sodding. Road. Closed. All systems critical including
petrol (unless you’re going uphill, in which case the tank appears to be full.
Love Onzo.)
Van Fail 6
Hate Onzo. Leaking heap of sh*t. Carry
on regardless. Beer essential at this
point.
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