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Lago di Chuisi, Van fail 7 cont. Saturday 01st September.


We awake buoyed by the latest fix to Onzo. What can go wrong now?

We decide to embark on an arduous testing programme to check the new fix*. The route out of Chiusi means we have to climb the tortuous route we used to get here. No mercy will be shown to Onzo. If he passes this there is no road we need be afraid of.

We approach the bottom of the hill flat out, Onzo protesting at such treatment, but bollocks frankly this is serious. Half way up all is going well apart from one thing – why hasn’t the fan kicked in?!

Onzo’s temperature begins to rise. Noush is hanging on to armrests, headrests, edges of seat, basically anything to hand as Onzo is manfully thrown around some Serious road. Things are flinging themselves out of cupboards ‘leave em!’ is the cry. On we zoom.

Massive Onzo fail. No fans. Not one and certainly not two. It’s not even that hot outside, but Onzo’s temperature guage has reached critical, despite which we park up and rev the cr*p out of him just to watch the fan not kick in. This is not good news.

Back we go to Old Italian Nutter. We are summoned straight back into the garage, the bonnet is flung open and the swarm descend. Lots of puzzled faces and mutterings ensue. A perplexed look at the fuse (which has blown and is discarded on the floor with suitable venom) and is replaced and straight away the fan kicks back into life. Fan numero due (two) is to blame, overloading the system. Or something. However Numero uno is working fine and apparently will be sufficient. We thank the guys and go straight back to the test track. Zoom!

It works!! Numero Uno has kicked in and everything! This is good news. Having abused him half to death it’s time to STOP ONZO, there’s a bar! Bar L’espresso where the marvelous Stefano provides us with celebratory beer, but also wi-fi and the grand prix.

All is well, until tomorrow, when we discover that it’s probably packed up again, until then, happy days. 

* no speed limits were broken in this trial.