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Sunday 20th April Aurillac

We arrive at Aurillac and the weather has abandoned us. It is most definitely raining. However Aurillac is where the Umbrella was invented, so we should be in safe – and hopefully dry- hands.

The aire is tricky to find and looks absolutely nothing like the photo in the book, but it’s acceptable and so we park up. We are parked opposite the most bird shit covered car the world has ever seen. And later we realise that we are parked under the same tree. Not clever. We both decide we can’t be arsed to move. His poo looks old anyway, all the birds have definitely left. (4am in the morning, AMAZING how loud bird shit can sound landing less than a foot above your head on a metal roof. Splat, splat, SPLAT, splat. Sigh. Shit. As it were).  If we’d have asked for a Dalmatian effect paint job on the van it was definitely job(s) done, as it were.


Aurillac itself while being completely and utterly closed for Easter Monday seems like it would be a really cool and vibey place, if anything at all were to be open. The architecture is amazing and there are stoney old hotels and antiques everywhere, really pretty. The book of all parking knowledge mentioned that it close to a rather loud bar. From what we heard it wasn’t the bar, but the whole town. All night, through to the early hours all we could hear were the screams and shriekings of the inebriated. Quite why people have to drink so much we just don’t know. Ahem. 

Hardly surprising nothing was open in the morning on the bread run then. Jon goes out foraging early doors and manages to find one lonely hunchbacked greying hermit, emerging from the morning mist, clutching a baguette to his pigeon chest. Retracing hermit man’s steps, Jon returns successfully laden to Valerie. We get set to zoom.

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